DO NOT WANT
May. 12th, 2007 10:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chocolate_chipI was a complete idiot today and went walking in the woods, without even once thinking about ticks. Until I got home and found out that two had crawled up my pants and attached themselves to the back of my leg. >______< I called my mommy and she came over and took them off. They say dousing them in cooking oil is an urban legend, but we did that, and one of them pulled right out. The other one was already dead, because I thought it was a mosquito bite and had been scratching at it. -_- So she had to pull that one off with tweezers. NOT FUN.
Now I'ma get lyme disease and die. ;____;
Actually, assuming there are no more on me *takes moment to writhe in OMGDONOTWANT*, I should be okay, because a tick has to be attached for at least 24 hours to transmit lyme disease. So I'm not too worried. I'm just gonna go shave my head, take a bath in cooking oil, and then light myself on fire for a bit. And I am never going outside again without putting on a full-body condom first. .__.
Now I'ma get lyme disease and die. ;____;
Actually, assuming there are no more on me *takes moment to writhe in OMGDONOTWANT*, I should be okay, because a tick has to be attached for at least 24 hours to transmit lyme disease. So I'm not too worried. I'm just gonna go shave my head, take a bath in cooking oil, and then light myself on fire for a bit. And I am never going outside again without putting on a full-body condom first. .__.
