x_x ow my brain

I've got to stop looking up seiyuu information. I was watching Papa to Kiss in the Dark (btw, so many smoking hot guys, including one who looks like an older, sexier, rockstar!Eiji), and of course the seme is Miki Shinichirou, who owns my brain (though he rents it out to Okiayu for him to smack around) and has completely ruined my Japanese by making me say things like "nan's'ka?" Didn't even need to look him up, but I was curious about the über-über-uke, who sounded a lot like Hoshi did in Sukisyo, but I could tell from the kanji was someone else. And the answer? Midorikawa Hikaru. Heero Yui. x__x Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Is there like a law in Japan that in order to be a seiyuu, you have to be on absolute crack?