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chocolate_chipHow much would I pay for an episode of The A-Team where Face and Murdock had to pretend to be a couple?
FACE: Oh, Hannibal, you can't be serious.
HANNIBAL: Why not? You know, back in ancient Greece, they had a whole army made up of men and their male lovers. The idea was, there's no one you'd fight harder for than the guy you love. Neat, huh?
FACE: Yeah well, that was a long time ago, and these days, the army kicks you out for that kind of thing. [to AMY] Which is not why I got kicked out of the army, by the way.
AMY: Right.
MURDOCK: Aw Hannibal, I don't wanna be paired with Face! He's a cheater! [glares at FACE] He even cheats at cards! [FACE effects indignation.] And you know how badly I deal with break-ups. Why don't you put me with the big guy here? [drapes an arm around B.A.'s shoulders]
B.A.: Don't touch me sucka, or you're gonna spend the rest of your life eatin' through a straw.
MURDOCK: Aw, c'mon B.A., I know you love me.
B.A.: [brandishes a tire iron] If you're lookin' for somethin' to be shoved up your ass, fool, I can accomodate.
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konoha is probably the only person on my flist who gets this. ^^;;
FACE: Oh, Hannibal, you can't be serious.
HANNIBAL: Why not? You know, back in ancient Greece, they had a whole army made up of men and their male lovers. The idea was, there's no one you'd fight harder for than the guy you love. Neat, huh?
FACE: Yeah well, that was a long time ago, and these days, the army kicks you out for that kind of thing. [to AMY] Which is not why I got kicked out of the army, by the way.
AMY: Right.
MURDOCK: Aw Hannibal, I don't wanna be paired with Face! He's a cheater! [glares at FACE] He even cheats at cards! [FACE effects indignation.] And you know how badly I deal with break-ups. Why don't you put me with the big guy here? [drapes an arm around B.A.'s shoulders]
B.A.: Don't touch me sucka, or you're gonna spend the rest of your life eatin' through a straw.
MURDOCK: Aw, c'mon B.A., I know you love me.
B.A.: [brandishes a tire iron] If you're lookin' for somethin' to be shoved up your ass, fool, I can accomodate.
konoha is probably the only person on my flist who gets this. ^^;;
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Date: 2006-06-11 02:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-06-11 04:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-06-11 06:17 pm (UTC)I used to watch that show ALL the time, when it first came out. My family loved it.
Yes. I'm 31. I'm allowed to remember the old stuff. XP
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