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How much would I pay for an episode of The A-Team where Face and Murdock had to pretend to be a couple?

FACE: Oh, Hannibal, you can't be serious.
HANNIBAL: Why not? You know, back in ancient Greece, they had a whole army made up of men and their male lovers. The idea was, there's no one you'd fight harder for than the guy you love. Neat, huh?
FACE: Yeah well, that was a long time ago, and these days, the army kicks you out for that kind of thing. [to AMY] Which is not why I got kicked out of the army, by the way.
AMY: Right.
MURDOCK: Aw Hannibal, I don't wanna be paired with Face! He's a cheater! [glares at FACE] He even cheats at cards! [FACE effects indignation.] And you know how badly I deal with break-ups. Why don't you put me with the big guy here? [drapes an arm around B.A.'s shoulders]
B.A.: Don't touch me sucka, or you're gonna spend the rest of your life eatin' through a straw.
MURDOCK: Aw, c'mon B.A., I know you love me.
B.A.: [brandishes a tire iron] If you're lookin' for somethin' to be shoved up your ass, fool, I can accomodate.