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GIANT ANTS THAT THINK THEY CAN COME INSIDE PEOPLES' HOMES NEED TO DIE.

And one just did.

...you really never want to go southward during the summer months. XD;;

That is very true. You can keep your mutant insects and 100 degree days with 95% humidity to yourselves plzkthx.

(Actually, I like most bugs as long as they are proper bugs like beetles or lacewings, and are not in my room trying to drown themselves in my soda can or crawl over me and bite me unnoticed in my sleep. Issues, what issues?)

We have big giant red velvet ants and everything. They freak me the fuck out. 8D;;; (I almost long for the Climate That Kills All back where you are.)

A good New England winter is Mother Nature's way of saying, "You suck, now die!" 8D

That's the best way of discribing it I've EVER heard!
<33 New England :P

Go get 'em! >O Death and kill!!

OMG I KNOW!! I left a cupcake on my nightstand this morning and took a shower...and when I came back...it was swarming with baby ants. BABY ONES!! THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY A QUEEN RIGHT BENEATH MY PILLOW OR SOMETHING!!! Needless to say, I grabbed the first house-hold cleaner I could find and started spraying the shit out of my entire room (I've found that resolve makes them stop moving sooner than 409!).

...But still, I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. D: Is spring/summer over yet?

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