OMG I KNOW!! I left a cupcake on my nightstand this morning and took a shower...and when I came back...it was swarming with baby ants. BABY ONES!! THAT MEANS THERE'S PROBABLY A QUEEN RIGHT BENEATH MY PILLOW OR SOMETHING!!! Needless to say, I grabbed the first house-hold cleaner I could find and started spraying the shit out of my entire room (I've found that resolve makes them stop moving sooner than 409!).

...But still, I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. D: Is spring/summer over yet?