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chocolate_chip) wrote2006-07-29 11:19 pm
chocolate_chip) wrote2006-07-29 11:19 pm
why don't I ever get the memo?
Guess what? I'm a figment of my own imagination! Yay!
But why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?
Also, Michael and KITT are totally in the truest love that ever loved, right? It's not just me that sees it?
And this bears mentioning: Guys, when you are on a first date with a girl, and ask if she is bisexual, and she says she is, and you start asking for details, YOU HAVE JUST SAID GOODBYE TO ANY CHANCE OF A SECOND DATE KTHX.
But why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?
Also, Michael and KITT are totally in the truest love that ever loved, right? It's not just me that sees it?
And this bears mentioning: Guys, when you are on a first date with a girl, and ask if she is bisexual, and she says she is, and you start asking for details, YOU HAVE JUST SAID GOODBYE TO ANY CHANCE OF A SECOND DATE KTHX.